i'm issuing a challenge/invitation to those of you out there in internet-land. come and see how we do things down on the farm. those of you who are basketball fans should get on down here at an appropriate time so you can watch my team smack your team up and down the court. if you're not into basketball, there's plenty of other stuff to do. i'm getting visions of Rocky IV, here. you can come chop some wood and run around in the snow and stuff while i run on a treadmill with mountains of wires and machines hooked up to me. it'll be fun. because if i can change, and you can change...

aw, fuck it.