i think i tried to chew my own tongue off while asleep last night. i am puzzled by this, but much more than puzzled i am pained by this. the whole left side of my tongue is on fire and tastes sort of like iron, which is a sign of massive hemmohra.. hemorha.. hemhorr... dammit. bleeding from the mouth. i am bleeding from the mouth. i may not actually be bleeding from the mouth. but it does hurt. and my mouth tastes funny.

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i have now sat staring at the screen, typing nothing for 10 straight minutes. apparently, Pete is not the only one suffering from soul-crushing boredom.