a list of things that the radio has impressed upon me today despite all of my efforts to tune it out:

there's a difference in living and living well; you can't have it all by yourself.
everything gets hotter when the sun goes down.
if you're late for a date, that's fine but I'd better be on time.
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.
there's somethings you cain't do inside no city limits.
good little girls make some mighty wild women.

also, i regained consciousness this morning just in time to hear this as my alarm tried (vainly, ultimately) to roust me out of bed in time for work