Thumbnail sketches of movies I have seen recently:

Poltergeist (1982)
The day is saved, thanks to (I am not making this up) a psychic midget grandma named Tangina.

Team America World Police (2004)
The first half-hour is funnier than the last by a factor of ten to twelve. Good songs.

Batman Begins (2005)
This movie starts strong, but fades noticeably down the stretch.

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005)
A book masquerading as a movie.

The Forgotten (2004)
30 minutes of movie expanded to fit a 90 minute format. Not a good movie.

Closer (2004)
The four main characters in this movie, if combined, would form 1.5 likeable persons, tops.

CSI
Not a good movie. Technically, not a movie at all. Not even good television.