I have regained the internet. No longer must my friends (and enemies) come to me with sentiments like these:

"woe is the blog. woe are its readers. woe be all up in the hood. many weeks of woe. much boredom with woe of paper grading. no easement of the woe to be found in the blog. woe is the blog." -ZeRob

Granted, I am waist deep in boxes, and up to my eyeballs in work. So I need to keep this short. But I'll be back. Never you worry.