a story about a duck.

so, let me get this straight. cookie monster is NOT going on a diet? If it quacks like a diet, and walks like a diet, and eats less sugar like a diet, it sounds like a diet to me. "broadening his eating habits", my ass.

I used to argue that we ought to leave Japan to its own devices in Asia. But perhaps I spoke too soon, considering how scary a country China is.

This is either one of the stupidest or awesomest things I have ever seen. Then again, does it really have to be one or the other? Make sure to check out all three installments of "Dear Dirk".