Does anyone own the domain FreeRonArtest.com? What about BenWallacesFamilyIsABunchOfBitches.net? PistonsFansCanBiteMe.org? DavidSternIsABed-WettingFascist.gov? Serious research is about to go into this and related issues.

I hope that the Colts annihilate the Lions on Thursday, and I hope that they somehow manage to burn down the city of Detroit while doing so. Normally, I'd want them to make an exception for the RedWings, but since they're all probably playing for peanuts in Siberia right now the point is kind of moot. Regardless of whether or not they succeed in putting Detroit to the torch (think Sherman v. Atlanta), I doubt that the Colts can/will lose this one. Then again, maybe David Stern will find a way to suspend Manning, James and Harrison for the rest of the season as well.