how to lose a guy in 10 minutes? the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? I watched it? I thought it was hilarious? the special features were amazingly funny? Matthew Mcschlongahey is the worst actor ever? Questions are the new declaratives?

confession of a terminal dork:
I bought a book. It was called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. No. Wait. Before I translated the title, it was called Harrius Potter et Philosphi Lapis. Oh god. Also, and I hate to admit this, I am actually enjoying it. Why did I say that? Hey, I'm dying of shame over here. Send me a card or something.