the trials and tribulations of computer-less internet-less life continue.

also, as will surprise no one, Latin goes on. today we learned the future tense with the help of a handout that featured some nice Wrestlemania III era Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant along with a list of verbs with meanings like "to stomp, to grind, to stab, to jump on, to gouge, to bite, to grind, to smash, to pluck" and an accompanying list of body parts. the goal was to put the two together using the future tense. my signature WWF-style threat was "I will bury your teeth in your throat." but I was trumped by the woman in her early 30's who sits in the back who stopped me cold when she warned me, "I will bury your elbow in your ass."