1/2 Telephone conversation overheard yesterday on airplane:

"Ajay? ... You there? ... Yeah, is Terry with you? ... Yeah ... Do me a favor? Introduce him to that one-armed girl I hooked up with ... because dating a one armed girl has its advantages ... For one, she can't beat you up so good ... Yeah, she can't give you the old one - two, she can only give you the old one-one. ha ha ha ... Later, dude."